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“The hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear his voice and come out…” – John 5:28-29
It was raining that day as well. One drop hit the pavement, and it was a day like any other. The next drop splashed down and everything changed. We all remember where we were last October 30, for most of us, it marked the first time we ran for our lives, the first time we barricaded our windows, the first time we jammed up the motorways trying to escape. I chose to stay. Looking back it was a decision which saved my life, which led to me being here 11 months later, sending this video to you all. The video which may put the odds in our favour for once.
Barely 12 months ago, when you saw the LFQ logo, it meant one thing: you were about to snag yourself some high-quality DVD-rippage. All of this with no cost to the tax-payer. Where are the rest of the corporate services now? Youtube, Vimeo, Facebook, Twitter, barely weeks after the Necs rose, the dollar signs disappeared from their eyes and then turned their servers off for good. So it’s up to you guys, to seed as if your life depends on it. From here to the eyes and ears of the ‘verse.
I’ve gotta do something to keep me calm while I wait for this to upload to the topsites, so I may as well tell you how me, Sanguine and Hobbes made the discovery which you’re about to see. Anything to distract me I guess. I could tell you our real names here, but it wouldn’t mean anything. Best case scenario, you hear my surname, and if you live really close you think: “Oh, I used to work with your father.” Then you have the awkward internal moment where you visualise my father’s face, then realise that he’s dead like 98% of everyone else’s parents. Worst case scenario, we survive it through all this, and I end up in jail in the established new order for ‘copyright-infringement’. So let’s just keep me as S1gnal2No1se shall we.
How does it start? The same way they always do, with a girl running down a corridor. That’s where Sanguine comes in.
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Parents work mainly in simplifications. Ask a question and you’ll receive precisely enough information to shut you up. As you get older, the questions become more complex as do the answers. A system of gradual revelation. Television took gradual out of the equation. Somewhere in Gloucester a three-year-old watches Titanic and asks, “Daddy, what are they doing in the back of that car?” In Austin, Texas, a seven-year-old watches an episode of CSI, “Mommy, what’s auto-erotic asphyxiation?” In Brighton a ten-year-old – me – watches an episode of Quantum Leap and then asks the question, “Mum, what does rape mean?”
